I was eating a chocolate bar whilst lounging in my underwear, and chocolate crumbs fell on my stomach and melted and I don’t know what to do
Everything. Fucking. Hurts.
I worked 7-5 today, no breaks, no food, with an extra 30 pounds of shit in my tool belt. Probably sank a couple thousand nails too. But I never thought I could be the kind of sore where I feel it in my bones and joints as well as my muscles. I need a bath and a massage
My hand is too fat for the pringles can. Fuck.
Anonymous asked: You've been pretty quiet lately
Yea, just been trying to sort my head out. It’s been a rough couple of weeks
Saw this the other day. Such a beaut.
Anonymous asked: Well, you suck at answering text messages. So, there's that. If you want me to actually seriously contact you, how would you like me to do it?
Hahah yea, I fucking hate phones. I suck at texting for everyone else too. Also, I didn’t pay my bill and I don’t know when I will, but Facebook works
Anonymous asked: Haha, that comment. I already know he thinks I'm cute if he was interested once. I think I've already put it out there a few times.. I really doubt you'd be interested again.
If you have put it out there, it wasn’t very clear. Keep in mind, I am a typical male and I don’t do hints. And besides, the only way you get the things you want is by doing something about it.
Anonymous asked: I wouldn't be posting anonymously if I thought I had even the slightest chance.
Ok, well, neither of us will ever know then.
Anonymous asked: That was pretty vague, my bad. I was talking about fucking things up with you.
Who are you?
Anonymous asked: I kinda sorta wish I didn't fuck things up, but it's probably too late.
I know the feeling, but I don’t know what you’re talking about cause you’re being pretty vague.
Sitting in a parking lot in a broken down car drinking beer, cause that’s how I do.