So big and so little.
Anonymous said: do you have any weird kinks like doing it in the forest??
You mean to tell me there’s people that don’t like fuckin’ in the forest?
But being cute shouldn’t have to hurt so much!
The other day, I was leaving a store, and I was putting stuff in my backpack so I kicked the door open. For a split second I looked up to see a girl look at me and smile, only to have the door shut quickly into the side of my head. Walked the rest of the way to my bike, put my helmet on, and rode off into the sunset never to be seen again.
This whole flower beard thing is getting out of hand. Fucking hipsters.
You glorify your dislike of people as a whole, without realizing that you yourself may indeed be the problem. You overlook the fact that everything is not bland. There is variety. The world is a garden full of different plants. Don’t write everyone off because you won’t adapt, or change where you are planted.
Laying in bed listening to the flies buzzing and repeatedly running headfirst into the window, essentially achieving nothing. Occasionally one will land on the wall for a short moment, only to go back to repeating it’s pattern of running into the window. The flies have a goal in mind, but they don’t know how to achieve it. They will repeat this routine until they die, or until someone opens the window. Sometimes, I think I’m the fly. I have an idea of what I want, but I’m going about it the wrong way and not realizing it.
Well that’s kinda neat….
Haha, fuck no! I’m still on a high from it. I need to do it again, and I would recommend it to everyone. Best experience I’ve ever had.
Well. That was pretty cool…