Text 17 Apr 3 notes

I was eating a chocolate bar whilst lounging in my underwear, and chocolate crumbs fell on my stomach and melted and I don’t know what to do

Text 17 Apr 2 notes

Everything. Fucking. Hurts.
I worked 7-5 today, no breaks, no food, with an extra 30 pounds of shit in my tool belt. Probably sank a couple thousand nails too. But I never thought I could be the kind of sore where I feel it in my bones and joints as well as my muscles. I need a bath and a massage

Photo 16 Apr 4 notes freakyychromosome I just decided to swallow the can whole instead

freakyychromosome I just decided to swallow the can whole instead

Text 16 Apr 9 notes

My hand is too fat for the pringles can. Fuck.

Text 16 Apr 1 note

Anonymous asked: You've been pretty quiet lately

Yea, just been trying to sort my head out. It’s been a rough couple of weeks

Quote 16 Apr 32,752 notes
I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love.
— Kuba Wojewodzki (via atmosthetic)

(Source: ughbenedict)

Photo 16 Apr 100 notes Saw this the other day. Such a beaut.

Saw this the other day. Such a beaut.

Text 12 Apr

Anonymous asked: Well, you suck at answering text messages. So, there's that. If you want me to actually seriously contact you, how would you like me to do it?

Hahah yea, I fucking hate phones. I suck at texting for everyone else too. Also, I didn’t pay my bill and I don’t know when I will, but Facebook works

Text 12 Apr

Anonymous asked: Haha, that comment. I already know he thinks I'm cute if he was interested once. I think I've already put it out there a few times.. I really doubt you'd be interested again.

If you have put it out there, it wasn’t very clear. Keep in mind, I am a typical male and I don’t do hints. And besides, the only way you get the things you want is by doing something about it.

Text 12 Apr 1 note

Anonymous asked: I wouldn't be posting anonymously if I thought I had even the slightest chance.

Ok, well, neither of us will ever know then.

Text 12 Apr

Anonymous asked: That was pretty vague, my bad. I was talking about fucking things up with you.

Who are you?

Text 11 Apr 1 note

Anonymous asked: I kinda sorta wish I didn't fuck things up, but it's probably too late.

I know the feeling, but I don’t know what you’re talking about cause you’re being pretty vague.

Photo 4 Apr 532 notes

(Source: x-to-be-perfect-x)

Photo 2 Apr 2 notes Sitting in a parking lot in a broken down car drinking beer, cause that’s how I do.

Sitting in a parking lot in a broken down car drinking beer, cause that’s how I do.

Photo 1 Apr 1 note you-need-it-i-got-it 
Have you got a top hat I could borrow? I think it could probably make a lot of things better actually!

you-need-it-i-got-it
Have you got a top hat I could borrow? I think it could probably make a lot of things better actually!


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